Holocaust Dragon
| Statistic | Value |
|---|---|
| Frequency | unique |
| # Appearing | 1 |
| %in Lair | 25% |
| Treasure Type | Monty Haul, whatever that means for your game |
| Alignment | Opposite of the party in your game, so there'll be a fight |
| Climate/Terrain | anywhere that you think the party's gonna head, or some exotic far away locale that you just know they won't appreciate. |
| HD | 100d6 (if that doesn't so it, give it a few more) |
| Size | S (3' long) |
| AC | whatever, doesn't matter since I'm telling you to fudge the rolls |
| Magic Resistance | If the spell ends the fight, 100%. If it's cute, 0%. Otherwise, 45%. |
| No. Attacks | 1 (breath weapon or bite) |
| Bite Damage | 1 hp |
| Breath Damage | see below |
| Move | faster than anyone in the party running, faster than anyone in the party flying too |
| Special Defenses | Doesn't need em |
| Special Attacks | Doesn't need em |
Description
I was inspired. Forgive me, O great Net Beast, fo I have sinned.. and besides, I thunk it up while I was writing the Dragon.
it has as high a hit die as it does because ALL wounds are scratches.
| Age | Breath | Spells |
|---|---|---|
| perpetual baby | see below | none |
This dragon is a small (3 foot long) baby dragon with a cute little soft expression, that vaguely resembles the hyperactive speedster on The_Rescuers_Down_Under on speed.
Combat
When it feels threatened, this cute li'l dwagon open it's cute li'l mouf, and it let out a most horrendous blast of holocaust. This holocaust breath is actually a small nuclear reaction within the mouth to which Baby is immune.
Breath Weapon/Special Abilities
Baby can breathe a holocaust attack. The precise effects are as follows:
| Distance | Effect |
|---|---|
| Ground zero - 1/4 mile | dead without the grace of the gods, and even then you lose half your hit points permanently and are blind, deaf, and can no longer feel. Oh yeah, and lower your Consitution by 3 points. Any saves will automatically fail, so all magic items are gone. |
| 1/4 mile - 2 miles | take 50d6+50 damage, no save, and are permanently blind, deaf, and touchless. With the grace of the gods, you will only lose 1/4 hit points. Oh yeah, and lower your Constitution by 2 points. All magic items are gone. |
| 2 miles - 5 miles | take 20d6 damage from blast, no save, you're blind, and then take 20d6 damage from backlash. Note that this is only if you make your saving throw vs. death spell - otherwise you're just dead. And lower Constitution by 1 point. And find yourself about d8 miles away from your starting point. All items gone unless saves are made. |
| 5 miles - 10 miles | 10d6 damage from blast, and a pretty tattoo of your clothing. |
Habitat/Society
Baby is all alone in the world, and was created by the great god DM (pas Depeche Mode) in order to humble all who thought to sneer at her power.
Ecology
Doesn't need to eat much, just a few peas now and again, doesn't sleep except when you're awake, and does other baby things, like poop the minute he's given any peas.