Golem, Cookie
| Statistic | Value |
|---|---|
| Climate/Terrain | Any |
| Frequency | Very Rare |
| Organisation | Solitary |
| Activity Cycle | Any |
| Diet | Nil |
| Intelligence | Non (0) |
| Treasure | Nil |
| Alignment | Neutral |
| No. Appearing | 1 |
| Armour Class | 10 |
| Movement | 24 (48) |
| Hit Dice | ½ (1 H.P.) |
| THAC0 | 20 |
| No. of Attacks | 1 |
| Damage/Attack | 1d3 |
| Special Attacks | None |
| Special Defences | None |
| Magic Resistence | 10% |
| Size | T |
| Morale | 20 |
| XP Value | — |
Description
The cookie golem was created by a baker/wizard who was, to be perfectly honest, stark raving bonkers. It seemed that he had some mad delusions of granduer involving him as ruler of the world inhabited entirely by sentient cookies. Luckily for the world, his plans fell through. However, before he died, the baker left in his notes the plans for creating the easiest to make, the fastest to make, and the lamest, golem of all time, the not really dreaded at all cookie golem. A cookie golem takes one week to make by a Wizard of at least level 3. The wizard makes the dough at a cost of 5 gold pieces, uses cookie cutters to cut out the shape of a man and while the cookie is baking, casts Jump, Mending and Magic Mouth. The result is the utterly useless Cookie Golem.
Cookie Golems don’t give two figs about their masters orders. They simply run around all the time yelling “ Run run as fast as you can, you can’t catch me I’m the Gingerbread/Chocolate Chip/etc. Man! ” Because of their utter uselessness, very few wizards can actually be bothered creating the stupid little things.
Combat
Cookie Golems don’t seem to do a lot of fighting. They’re too busy trying to evade their masters. However, when they are forced to fight, the average Kobold would find them a complete pushover, if they can catch one that is. When defeated, cookie golems usually make pretty good eating.
Habitat/Society
Cookie Golems, if they can escape from their master, seem to develop some form of intelligence over time. In game terms, this can be measured as 1 point per month for six months, after which they stay as they as, as thick as two house bricks. These “ free cookies ” sometimes band together in groups which sit around at night and tell each other stories of the fury of the oven, of the dreaded Cookie Monster and of the awe inspiring King Cookie, who lives in a magical land where cookies are free from evil people who would eat them. Luckily for us, most cookie golems are eaten long before they can hear such tales.
Ecology
Yeah, right!